Last updated: 12/2008

"If YOU are facing Criminal Charges, or are going to Jail or Prison for the very first time, you ABSOLUTELY MUST READ the following information if you want to SURVIVE!"
From the Desk of Jeffrey Harbin
Monday, 9:45 a.m.
The very first time you find yourself going to court to face criminal charges, it seems like your whole world has caved in. Your stomach is in knots, you are constantly depressed to the point of being suicidal, and the only thing you can think about is "What's going to happen to me?"

I know. I've been there.

And unless you belong to some kind of organized crime family, or have a lot of friends and relatives who have been through the system themselves, you probably have no one to turn to for information or advice on how to survive what will likely be THE MOST TRAUMATIC PERIOD OF YOUR LIFE!

Until now!

"All I can say is "God Bless You, Jeffrey". After my husband was arrested, I thought my whole family was going to be destroyed. Jerry was so upset, so worried, and we didn't have anyone to turn to that could help us get through these horrible times. But after reading your book, he was almost like his own self again. I don't know what will happen in the future with his criminal case, but thanks to the information in your book, I do know that we are going to get through this together, and be able to move on with our lives together.

Arlene O.
Los Angeles, CA

Why I am THE MOST QUALIFIED Person on Earth To Advise You On Surviving The Criminal Justice System

There may not be another person in America who has spent five years working as a bail bondsman, 13+ years as a criminal defense attorney, and last but certainly not least, done a 270 day stretch of jail time. I've seen the system at work from just about every angle you can imagine, and I know how to explain it so even a 5 year old can understand and survive

If you'd taken a poll 20 years ago, I probably would have been voted Least Likely to Go to Jail. In fact, over my 13+ year career as a criminal defense attorney, I represented at least 10 people I'd attended a school with. When you figure into the equation that I attended 8 schools in 10-1/2 years, it would figure I'd run across someone I knew every now and then who was in serious legal trouble.

But no one ever thought it would be me!

I was your basic nerdish, almost straight-A non-jock student. Maybe even a teacher's pet once or twice. Not exactly the resume of your average felon.

But that didn't keep a judge in San Diego County from handing me 270 days in jail like he was giving away Halloween candy.

The hows and the whys don't really matter. The point is, I went from semi-respected attorney to inmate in just a few short steps. I found myself facing the ultimate survival challenge, one not likely to appear anytime soon on Reality TV. I had nothing to guide me but my wits and the bits of intelligence I'd picked up from my clientele over the years. Combining the two, I managed to do my time in remarkably easy fashion.

And I can honestly say there were times when I had a little fun on the inside.

"This book answered all of the questions my attorney couldn't answer for me. Thanks Jeff. You saved my life."
Charles H.
Tampa, FL

But I'm not here to teach you how to have fun in jail. I'm going to teach you everything you need to know to survive in the most hostile environment imaginable. In my book, "Survive Jail," you'll learn thing like:

The three things you need to start doing TODAY to give yourself the best chance to survive. (Page 26)

The MOST IMPORTANT thing you can do to avoid going into jail at all (and why most people don't do this one simple thing). (Page 6)

Facing down a Heartcheck. (Don't know what a Heartcheck is? You'd better know before you set one foot inside a jail or prison!) (Page 37)

Shopping in "The Store" versus shopping in "The Commissary." Which one you should avoid at all costs! (Page 58)

The state of mind you ABSOLUTELY must adopt to keep predators at bay. (Page 34)

Which group of inmates makes the best friends, and offers you the most protection from inmate problems. (Page 36)

How to interact with guards and staff without pissing anyone off (and if your relationship with the guards pisses off the inmates, you're as good as dead!) (Page 50)

Doing your time on The Inside or on The Outside: One way is far better than the other (and not for the reason you might think!) (Page 32)

Can you avoid doing any jail time at all by Plea Bargaining? Yes, but you'll probably need at least two of these three factors to have any chance at all. (Chapter II)

There are only three reasons to go through the trauma of a jury trial. Can you name them? (Page 18).

So your jury found you guilty. Can you still avoid going to jail? Yes. Here's how. (Page 20).

What you need to do to "Get Your Mind Right" and why. (Page 30)

Your First 24 Hours Inside: How you handle yourself during this time period will determine how you are treated by inmates and staff for the rest of your stay. What you can do to guarantee yourself an easy stay inside. (Page 34).

Your New Best Friend(s): Getting along with your cellmate(s). (Page 56)

The three things you can do that will make your time inside absolutely FLY BY! (and maybe even get you back on the streets a little faster). (Page 70).

Five tricks you can use to disable virtually ANY attacker! (Page 65)

The two "unexpected bonuses" of doing time. (Page 73)

What to say (and more importantly, what NOT to say) during a probation interview. (Page 22)

The ABSOLUTE BEST way to find an attorney who can truly help you (and why you should NEVER give your money to the first attorney you meet!) (page 8).

AND THE BIG KAHUNA......The #1 Question on the Mind of EVERY MAN about to do his first stretch of Jail or Prison Time:

Sexual Assaults?: They DO happen in jails and prisons all over America. What you can do to make sure one (or more) NEVER happens to you! (page 64).

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For the past couple of years, the newspapers have been filled with stories of well known, high level corporate executives who are going to prison for breaking laws related to running their businesses. Ken Lay from Enron, Bernie Ebbers from Worldcom, Martha Stewart, these are names we've all come to know by heart thanks to their shady dealings.

Many of these stories mentioned that the executives involved had hired "consultants" to prepare them to do their jail or prison sentences. These "consultants" are nothing more than guys who survived jail, and then conned these Big Business morons into paying $5,000 or more for the same advice I'm giving in my book.

If you want to spend the big bucks and hire one of these guys, be my guest. You'll get the same information and the same advice I'll give you, but it'll cost you a hell of a lot more money.

"I've served two separate prison sentences (2 years and 4 years) and been in county jails more times than I can recall. I only wish I'd had this book before I went inside the first time. I had to learn all of this the hard way...
Robbie W.
Visalia, California.

I'm not charging $5,000. I'm not charging $1,000 (even though I should!) I'm not even charging $100.

For $79.95 you can have answers to all of the questions you might have about going to jail or prison, and you can have them INSTANTLY! As soon as you pay, you can download a copy of my book in Adobe Acrobat .pdf format. That means in mere minutes, you can have your questions answered, and maybe start to relax just a little bit.

Surviving in a modern day jail or prison requires you to adapt to a whole new way of thinking and acting. If you want to go in blind and figure it out for yourself, you absolutely have that option.
BUT...

If you want to go inside armed with all the knowledge and intelligence you'll need to make it through this nightmare of an existence, use your credit card or personal check and buy your own copy of "Survive Jail" right now. Every minute you wait is one more minute lost that you might need later to prepare yourself. So buy your copy now, and sleep better tonight knowing that if the worst case scenario occurs, you are going to be able to

SURVIVE JAIL!